What happens when you cross one of, if not the most bad ass trucks you can find with a Neo-classic American luxury sedan?
Much like the Bi-racial, debonair, power wielding president to be who might occupy such a vehicle, something unique and pretty damn awesome. Cadillac One, affectionately referred to by the Bush Secret Service team as “The Beast”, has been born. Its father the hard charging GMC Top Kick 4×4 and its mother the silky smooth Cadillac DTS. The product an 4 wheel drive bunker on wheels that has been customized to the nth degree.
While I can’t attest to having first hand knowledge, some of the specs are as follows:
Full military ceramic ballistic armor
5 inch thick polycarbonate glass
19.5′ to 21” wheels
A very large diesel engine
Tow receiver hitch (Yeah I am asking why as well but hey, he is the President)
Cellular phone jamming capability
HID lamps grafted from the Cadillac Escalade
In an era when Hip Hop artists are talking about their “Space Ships”, the President elect will be looking real Billy D jumping out of this Millennium Falcon. According to the Office of General accounting Obama’s swag is on or about 800 billion. I just want to know if he’s got an ipod connector in that bad boy. Finally to all the eco-radical yammering on about hybrids and electric Presidential conveyance. He’s the damn President STFU.




